Kerry sent me this a few days ago.  We haven’t spent two weeks together in probably over 40 years.  Big surprise.

While I’m on the subject there will be a few rules on the trip as follows:

  • No farting in the room between 8pm and 6am
  • All TV shows must be politically neutral
  • Entrance to the room will be locked after 9pm (my bedtime).
  • The TV shall not remain on after 9pm without the express consent of me.
  • We will alternate days in regards to TV choices.
  • If you choose to watch porn, your hands must be outside the covers
  • Underwear shall not be permitted to lay unattended on the bathroom floor.
  • No drinking in the same room as my .357

I am working on further regulations to incorporate into the trip agreement I am drafting.  While you may think this is somewhat unusual, it will ensure a safe and jail free trip where we will both return home.